This is me, Donkey.

Apparently I am the main character in Brooke James'  picture book

​ Why Did the Farmer Cross the Road?

Pig told me I needed to post a selfie and write a blog.
(Pig is my best friend).
 Pig says it's all about marketing!! Build interest! Set the hook and reel 'em in.
Share some exciting, juicy tidbits about your life! Make people want to buy that book!
I can do the selfie but I am not a blogger, I tell Pig.
Anyone can blog, says Pig.
Okay, okay, okay, I tell Pig..
Here!
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Okay, that's it.
Really? asks Pig. That's it?
Yes, I say. A week of perfectly exciting days.
 BOOORRRRIIIINNNGG,  says Pig.  It's a good thing you AREN'T a writer!
Come on, Pig.  Let's just do Donkey and Pig things.  Let's go down to the red gate, it being Sunday after all.
By the way, says Pig, Why DID the farmer cross the road?
Guess you'll have to buy the book to find out!